who does polyphemus hate more than odysseus
guys please it’s a literature joke i need your support on this
"what music do you like?" is such a stressful question like what do you want to know??? genres?? artists?? albums??? time periods?? 25 most played?? what i’m currently listening to??? what i listen to at different times of the day?? be more specific??????
guys its 10 and I have to finish this project that was due today not to mention and hour and a half’s worth of tables and graphs I am an idiot why did I procrastinate so hard
fun fact: there’s a mcdonalds near me where if you order a milkshake that’s not on the menu they give you a brown paper bag, it’s where everyone gets their drugs
fake!married is the best trope and i never tire of it no matter how many are written and how badly they end up being. undercover!married is even better. “we have to lull our adversary into complacency by being as MARRIED AS POSSIBLE.”
accidental, unconscious domesticity and gradual cohabiting more like SIGN ME UP. sign me up for a lifetime membership, even. put it on my damn will. bury me in a casket full of fake!married fanfic.